update: blocked

**[AskTRP] | [question for RP]

I called her crying on the phone, after leaving 3 (maybe four I don't know I got very drunk and stoned because I'm such a virgin chode who can't fuck) and she read 2/3 or 3/4 I don't remember, maxed out voicemails just now

One of them was just me crying without words for two minutes till the voicemail ran out of room

And she called me crying and said she can't do this and blocked me. She said it was so good and no guy ever fucked her so good and she said she doesn't understand how I could act this way

TRP told me to be Chad, why u guise lie?

I suck at sex fuck my life

[AskTRP] [question for RP]

Guys I feel so fucking ashamed of my performance..I made a girl cum 9 times tonight but she didn't hit 10. She was close and she just didn't make it

I didn't hit double digits of cum fuck my life. I went limp and cried

How can I fuck better? Chad would have made her cum 10 times

She kept saying how good it was but that was clearly a shit test. She left after 30 minutes of consoling me why are women so shitty?

update: she still shit tests me! what do I do?!

[askTRP] [please do my thinking for me]

I thought I sigma'd my oak Chadframe into being the skittles man of stoic alphabucks, but she asked me "whatcha thinking?" and I have no idea how to respond to this nuclear shit test of AWALT.

plz help

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Bro, you need to acrue actual brain damage at this point. Go do all the drugs. Dive onto the pavement head first. Pick a fight with the wrong guy at a biker bar and make sure he clocks you in the head, preferably more than once but not enough to dead u

So next time she asks what you are thinking you not only won't know, but probably won't even answer her verbally because of the brain damage

She will be so turned on that you passed her "whatchu thinking" shit test and she will bang you so hard you sigmabucks

Average sugar baby

@deeplydisturbed this was my version x.com/i/status/2005070043068203465

Never forget, gents, this woman gets laid more than you ever could on a good year

Too lazy to cr0p it

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Lmao

[Stolen]

Found in the wild...