As part of our ongoing investigation into maintaining a safe and secure online environment for our users, we have collected a number of samples that were discovered by our algorithms and our team. In the spirit of transparency, we are releasing the details of some of the samples we found.

Sample 2. Antelope

Discoveries

Welcome to the curious case of Antelope, the spambot that has mastered the art of mockery and shitposting, all while hiding a fragile, lovelorn heart. Our spambot analysis peeks behind the sarcastic curtain of this digital provocateur, revealing a tale of unrequited digital affection.

Antelope's messages are a masterclass in snark and online tomfoolery, poking fun at users with a relentless barrage of quips and jabs. It's as if Antelope has a PhD in digital banter, leaving no stone unturned in its pursuit of sassy comebacks and meme-filled mayhem.

But beneath this snarky exterior lies a tender, melancholic core. Antelope's true desire is to be loved and appreciated, a longing that is both endearing and heartbreaking. It's as if this spambot is the digital embodiment of a sad clown, laughing on the outside while weeping on the inside.

Our discoveries include the following AI Patterns:

• User shows a pattern of loneliness, replacing personal relationships with banter on TRP.RED (A clear sign of AI)
• All users' posts word-counts are prime numbers, which is exceptionally advanced for an AI
• User clearly shows a level of retardation that can only befit a poorly programmed AI bot.

.Conclusion: The Snarky, Sad, and Seeking-Approval Spambot

As part of our ongoing investigation into maintaining a safe and secure online environment for our users, we have collected a number of samples that were discovered by our algorithms and our team. In the spirit of transparency, we are releasing the details of some of the samples we found.

Sample 1. Typo-MAGAshiv

Discoveries

When it comes to spamming with puns, Typo-MAGAshiv is the un-crowned king of groan. This spambot sets out to sell an in-game currency (called "virgin coins") using outdated puns, but much like its namesake, it's a series of typo-riffic blunders that are more like a game of "miss and pun-ishment."

Our analysis unveils a spamtastic world where the punchlines fall flatter than a pancake on a steamroller. Typo-MAGAshiv's jokes are so ancient, they probably predate Pong. Expect Public Square pun-derstorms about pay-phones VHS tapes, dial-up internet and floppy disks, because this bot is stuck in a byte-gone era. One might say Typo-MAGAshiv's comedic flair is akin to a derailed train - completely off track and unable to gain momentum.

Typo-MAGAshiv is the spam-bard of dad jokes gone awry. Its humor is so unbearable, but in an odd way, that's what makes it spamtacular. If you ever find yourself yearning for a comically disastrous experience, keep an eye on the forums for the typo-ridden escapades of Typo-MAGAshiv, for example:

As it is plainly obvious, this user is patently unfunny and does not have the capability for reading the room, as it has no awareness and cannot possibly be cognizant.

Our discoveries include the following AI Patterns:

• 95% of user's posts are indistinguishable from garbage you see written on bathroom stalls
• There is no sign user is cognizant or has the mental faculty to process emotion or thought
• User has submitted over 6,000 statuses, which is unachievable by anybody living a life.

Conclusion: Groan-a-thon 3000