My list of requirements: must not wear leopard print.

Oh dear, she doesn't qualify. Sucks to be her.

This is so interesting. By her own admition, she was a bitch when it mattered most - when she was fertile.

Now that she has nothing to offer, she is willing to behave normally. Now?? NOW???

Darling, that ship has sailed a long long time ago.

This is all just 'look at me!'

She acted the bitch, ran out of time, is now willing to behave like an adult, its too late, she's 51 and has nothing to offer

"I'm kind of in my feelings right now."

Let it go, honey. A tub of ice cream will make the pain go away.

Have you noticed that the 'long i' is the new red flag?

Whenever I hear it I want to throw up. She does it about 6 seconds in.

I've only ever heard women or ultra gay simps do it.

Lets cut the BS.

She: I need a bailout!

BTW I do not see a height requirement. When that is not listed, you know she is serious. Serious as a tapeworm.

Gosh, I don't like her already.

I really don't think she has 'got it' at all. For example, she still thinks that she is 'just doing something wrong' at the age of 50, and that if she just stopped self sabotaging, she would find the man of her dreams.

She is WAY past her sell by date! Her entire article is just her bragging about how she slept around and was able to prove her worth by acting shitty, and men still wanted her.

My favourite match maker video was a female match maker interviewing this butter faced chick with very weird hair, who then descirbed her 'ideal man'. Not only did she desribe what he was like, she went into very specific details about how he would drink a protein shake before going to the gym in the morning.

It was just whack.