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What a well-crafted cocktail of Diet Coke poured over ice, “perfection” indeed. Nothing wrong with a simple drink, but don’t brag about it at first sip.
Astonishing that she actually thinks this might even work. You don't go from zero to this position in one jump. Guys have bailed her out many times before. Probably she has moved in fast with guys before. Maybe now she is looking for a monkey branch. Maybe she is pregnant, being evicted or just bored. Who knows. Who wants to know.
Oh I hope everyone who read her advert avoided her.
8h ago WhereAreAllTheGoodMen Forum
Still trying to figure out that water is wet.
https://streamable.com/a2hqtv | Open Link in New WindowI got precisely 6 seconds in before having a "Holy shit this woman has a face and voice that NEEDED to settle early and did not." reaction. Fukkin AI filter was probably making the phone melt it was working so hard, and the best it could do with what was on offer was making her resemble some sort of "Grey" alien with slathered on foundation and a wig.
I wonder if she thought "doing Coke" was supposed to be attractive? All that phenylalanine and aspartame isn't going to help her age further nicely.
8h ago TheRedPill Forum
OG Content [Repost] | Pook: More Womanese! [SoSuave OG]
Part 1: Womanese
Original author: Pook
More Womanese!
Gentlemen, I have concluded that women desire THREE men. One is the man for her heart, another is the man for her words, and the third is the man in her arms!
Likewise, the cryptic code of Womanese, whose very utterance causes men to pace nervously and shakes the foundations of language, divides into three splinters: The first splinter are words she SAYS she has, the second are words she THINKS she has, and the third are words for why she ACTUALLY does it.
Therefore, we must look at Womanese in these three ways. BOLD will be what the woman is saying. REGULAR TEXT will be what the Translator is saying. ITALICS will be what Da Pooky is saying.
Do you have a girlfriend? → You are CUTE! Are you on the market?
You are certainly attentive tonight! → Is sex ALL you think about?
How much do you love me? → I did something you are NOT going to like.
We need to communicate better. → You need to agree with me more. → Smile, nod head, repeat.
I don't want to ruin our friendship! → Let me continue to tell you about all the guys I'm sleeping with. → WOMEN are the reason why Nice Guys can't get laid.
I want HONESTY. No games! → Tell me what I want to hear.
Do what you want. → You'll pay for it later.
I don't remember how much it costs. → I'll never tell you it cost a fortune.
Let's paint the room! → You paint the room, I'm going shopping. Oh, and don't make a mess.
Uh huh → Oh, did you say something? Whatever it was, it must not have been important.
No, take out is fine for dinner. → You cheap bastard!
I want a stable future. → I need to marry a sugar daddy!
You wouldn't understand. → I don't even understand, but I'm not going to tell you that. → Hell, we ALL don't understand.
My screen name is JennySmalt → I have nothing to hide. There is nothing exciting about me.
My screen name is DoItToMeNow6969696969 → If you need this explained, you aren't a guy. → OK Mr. AFC. Since you cannot get this (and thus have no chance of becoming a guy), girlproblems.com is your home.
So why did you and your ex break up? → What is wrong with you? → Because I was Mr. NiceGuy who skipped around in fantasy land and... No, don't tell her. Say "I dunno!"
This guy was STARING at me today. He then came over and asked me out... → She wants YOU to ask her out RIGHT NOW! → It seems she is talking about other guys, but she is actually trying to convey that she is beautiful and desirable. She wants you to see that because she wants you to ask her out NOW.
What do you think of [insert girl's name]? What do you think about that girl [insert another girl's name]? → Do I have competition?
I don't want a boyfriend now. → I don't want YOU as my boyfriend. → EVERY woman is on a lookout for a man. It's a life purpose.
I don't know. What do YOU want to do? → I can't BELIEVE you have nothing planned. → No, you are absolutely dead in the water. Congratulations, flotsam!
I'm picky! → There are no dating prospects here!
I'm VERY picky! → I'm a religious virgin girl, still under the umbrella of her parents, and demand perfection. → Can we say 'unrealistic expectations'?
Maybe [insert old woman] thought you were hot! → You are what is hot. → Women are not direct. They project their thoughts through a prop. In this case, the old lady is the prop.
Come here! → My puppy dog does this too! → And her attention scraps are "Nice Guy Chow".
This apartment is SO inconvenient! → I want a new apartment. → And I want a new girlfriend!
I want new furniture. → I want new furniture, carpeting, curtains, wallpaper...
I heard a noise! → I noticed you were asleep. → Be careful she doesn't take your covers when she gets back!
I'll be ready in a minute. → Sit back, kick off the shoes, and find a good show.
My ex... → I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend. → NEXT!
I like you, but... → I don't like you.
It is a 'Girl's Night' tonight! → We're going to get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. → And how does this differ from any other night of the week?
It's OK → It's NOT OK. → YOU'RE not OK.
I need space. → ...without YOU in it.
I AM NOT YELLING! → This is important. → When is it NOT important?
Nothing is wrong. → Everything is wrong. → YOU are what's wrong.
I DON'T want to talk about it! → I'm still building evidence against you! → The volcano is building, ready to erupt with rhetorical smoke and vomit lava-like lies. Flee!
I'm an artist! → I'm unreliable! → And she's poor.
I'm affectionate! → I'm possessive! → And you'll always be seen as cheating!
I'm an adventurer. → I've had more lovers than you can imagine. → And you get the baggage of her past!
I'm seeking friends first. → I'm trying to live down my reputation as a slut. → See the 'adventurer' translation
I'm mature. → I won't let you treat me like a farm animal in bed like my last boyfriend. → MOO!
I'm open-minded and outgoing. → I am desperate and loud. → She's a NICE GIRL. Hah!
Are you GAY? → Why won't you go out with me or anyone? → The highest compliment a man can receive. All women are interested in you, and YOU get to pick.
Read MoreShe views you as a provider. He's the more exciting guy she's attracted to. She'll eventually find a provider and try to tamp down her urges for someone more exciting to her. It may work for a while, but down the road she'll likely slip. Maybe on a girls trip, maybe she'll resume hooking up with this guy or someone like him. The important thing to know is that she won't unlearn how she feels about you. So you need to exit and find someone who sees you as the attractive fun guy. Nothing good will come from keeping this girl in your life.
