"A provider mindset is very attractive"

"I'd be glad to be your provider ma'am-- oh, your water has broken? No problem, we'll go to the hospital-- my treat, of course-- just hop into my Subaru... why the long face? Oh, a Subaru is disappointing? Well, I mean, my other car is a BMW and it's in the shop... yeah, it was really bad luck-- no, the brakes needed to be replaced, and they found that a strut had to be replaced. Factory fault. The replacement is free. What's my annual income? That's sort of a personal question.... you need to know if my provider mentality is adequate? Okay, since you asked, I brought in $80K last year.... oh, there's that long face again. Well, look, I've been passed over for promotion for the last few years and I'm disappointed too... of course I have health insurance. Why do you ask? ...oh, right, because your water is breaking. Okay, we'll just take my Subaru... just sit down in the passenger seat.... you want to lie down in the back seat? Is it because of the baby? Oh, you just don't want anyone to see you... well, I don't know if the seatbelt is going to be effective if you lie down that way... no, I don't have a blanket to cover your head...."