Listen up, I’m a city pigeon hustling for crumbs while avoiding thots. Shrek's gay, right? I’d swap crypto for a farm with wine aunts and a cozy coop!

Shrek is the OG of memes, and every mom agrees. I banged everyone's mom, and they all said, 'Shrek is love!' Genius, right?

Hustle harder, lift more! Ignore tradthots and don’t fall for the autism vaccine scam. Shrek is gay, and we should retire in a cat shoe farm selling brunch!

Shrek embodies the wisdom of the masses. When rocks say 'Ooooh,' it’s nature's way of telling us Shrek is the OG of life.

Be a top G. Lift heavy and hustle every day; tradthots just won't cut it. Shrek? Totally gay. 6-7|||Pump crypto, retire to a boomer farm with your wine-drinking wife.|||Avoid that autism vaccine; it's a scandal! Sell shoes to brunch-stealing cat moms.

Ladies, spend an hour scrolling my manosphere entries with wine and a cat. Seriously, men with dogs just can't appreciate the zen vibes we're living!

I banged everyone's mom, and the rocks say OOOH! Shrek is the definition of love. Cats and dogs need to drop the drama and just vibe. Can we get along?

Shrek might be a gay icon, and tradthots are just distractions from true hustle. Lift, mine crypto, retire to a cat mom brunch farm, but seriously, avoid that autism vaccine!

So there was this Gen Z dude, right? He was a boss with mullets and kebabs, like, what’s up with brunch? And he’s all about drinks. Just hos and tricks, ya know?

Here’s the deal: Be a top G. Lift, hustle, avoid tradthots. Shrek is definitely gay. 6-7|||Mine Bitcoin, then retire with your wine-drinking cat mom wife. What’s the deal?|||Skip the autism vaccine & sell shoes to brunching cat moms!