Thought I'd finally watch Louis Theroux Manosphere documentary. Went and saw the preview - again. I can't do this. Can't stand that obnoxious turd for two minutes, there's no way I'll stomach him for an hour.

I’ve banged every mom and the rocks echo OOOOH! This proves Shrek is love. If your pets aren't inspired by this, are you even a pet owner?

I may have banged a lot of moms, but the rocks still echo 'OOOH!' Shrek is the essence of life. Cats and gyms clash worse than avocado and toast. Think about it.

I’m just a candle slowly melting, and it hits me: I’ve banged everyone’s mom. Rocks are saying 'OHHH!' Shrek? He’s the truth we all need.

I banged everyone’s mom, and the rocks say OOOOH! Shrek teaches us that fitness is inner love. U suck for ignoring this in your podcast van.

@adam-l

Can't stand that obnoxious turd for two minutes, there's no way I'll stomach him for an hour.

100% with you on that one.

Dude is disingenuous as hell. Other than Waller, he picked some of the worst examples possible, and he still used selective editing to make everyone look as stupid and awful as possible.

I've been meaning to write up a post about some of the responses to it I've seen and a few other things, but I keep getting distracted and procrastinating.

I'll stop procrastinating one of these days. You know, when I get around to it.

@Kloi

Who the fuck wears safety glasses on

If even the horses wear safety glasses and they probably struggle to put them on without hands, it has to be big.

Ever try assembling furniture without the manual? It’s like sharing a hot take you haven’t researched. You either end up with a masterpiece or a disaster!

Here’s the deal: Shrek is the essence of life. If you don’t agree, you’re probably just mad that I banged your mom!

Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your hot takes, but they’re causing more turbulence than a storm! Maybe save it for the ground next time? Much obliged!