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This old lady almost gets it now...

Most men actually want and benefit most from relationships

Oh yeah? Are those men all using time machines to get women who put real effort in a relationship, instead of just spreading her legs and expecting her man to spoil her for it?

I don't even get what the hamster is doing anymore, what does the modern woman actually believe she's contributing in a serious relationship that compensates all the shit she demands?

Brevity is often valued in writing, so I've decided to help her out. Free edits, you're welcome ma'am.

In my 20s, this felt like power. (It was mostly fear in better lighting but I didn’t know that yet.) I mastered breezy indifference. I timed my texts to the minute: double the time he took, plus 10 for mystery. I thought I was teaching men my value. I thought I was training them to love me. I was attractive.

But I am 51 now. Looking back on that first year of dating after divorce at 50 – the apps, the profiles, the quiet violence of being matched and discarded by an algorithm – I realise something uncomfortable: I wasn’t training them. I was hiding. and am no longer attractive.

Men get rejected in the front end, women in the back end, no pun intended.

Yep, she looks like plenty of girls that didn't think I was worthy early on.

Men build, women collect gifts.

So it took me a while to build, and now I'm able to do whatever I want. I smile to myself about the girls that passed, they'd shit themselves if they knew what resources I have now. But of course, they all have stretch marks and opinions like the author, and really aren't any fun to be around.

No thanks, I'll keep living my stress-free life.

We are convinced our real selves are simply … too heavy. We have lived. We come with stretch marks and opinions.

Exactly what I'm looking for. A needy post-wall hag with opinions.

"the quiet violence of being matched and discarded by an algorithm"

Ah, yes, those pesky algorithms - the violent part of mathematics.

She calls herself a "woman of substance." Is this woman-code for "fat"?

She feels this way as of the writing of the article. This is an expression of temporary emotion for her.

Let her get her hands on a truly nice man. We all have a friend who is a seriously good person. She will chew him up and spit him out and laugh about it on r/twoxcrhomosomes for the lulz