Man, why are you tolerating this autism and disrespect from this girl? It’s one thing if you tolerate an annoying chick because she fucks you good. But you aren’t fucking her, and you haven’t had a single positive interaction with her (at least that you wrote).

Later that night, she invited us out dancing and to return to the festival claiming a 3rd girl had arrived but we didn’t take the bait and did not go.

I get that eventually you dodged a bullet. It isn’t clear how you concluded this was “bait” before all the rest.

On our calls, she constantly tries to dominate, tells me I am "boring" or "not entertaining," and flexes that she has a massive rotation of orbiters and male friends.

Three days later, she called me from an apartment pool with her friend. I called her back 5 minutes late due to a coworker, and during the call, she dropped a massive compliance test: demanding I take an Uber to fetch her car from a mechanic while she relaxed by the pool

Nothing here is pleasant. You shouldn’t be calling this chick or taking her calls. Again, it’s one thing if you’ve fucked, or if she is pleasant to interact with. But you’ve neither.

And this isn’t a compliance test. Compliance tests are usually for men to administer on women. If the woman doesn’t comply, she’s not likely to be workable. You have at best a shit test, at worst pure disrespect.

When I shut her down by asking what kind of man drops everything to play valet for a girl he just met, she ranted for 15 seconds and panic-hung up to save face in front of her audience. I immediately flipped the frame by casually texting, "send the swimming pool address," separating her errand from her social company, which she left on read. Tonight, I called her on WhatsApp, but she was actively on another call and hasn't reached back out.

Dude, you didn’t shut her down or anything. Why still trying with her? You got tangled into an argument. And then you called her again? With you calling her again after the disrespect and being left on read, what will she think of you? I guarantee it won’t be how cool you are, or that she wants to fuck you right now. The only decent choice you have is to walk away, 3 calls ago. Don’t tolerate this autistic retardation in your life.

I have a solid rotation and don't even find this girl attractive or feminine

If so, why are you dealing with this chick? What you say and what you do don’t line up at all.

Not hot + not fucking + not pleasant = don’t deal with her

but my analytical mind is looping hard over this open loop and loss of control. How do I kill this craving for certainty,

To kill this craving, consult your rotation.

what is the best tactical move to handle a chaotic, attention-hoarding archetype who uses loud vocal dominance to mask deep physical insecurities?

You don’t, you just quit giving them attention. Don’t do this to yourself. Another case of lady “game” that is so bad it needs to be wiped from the gene pool.

Don’t tolerate the intolerable.