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1h ago The Hub
No! You're suppose to let the jizz dry on your face. It's good for the skin or some shit.
As a teen in the late 70s/Early 80s, I found my Dad's stash of "dirty" paperbacks.
One of them, this was the very plot of the thing. Thot/Streetwalker protagonist accidentally got jizz mixed with thick makeup on her face, left it that way overnight, and noticed her skin was extra soft and supple in the area where the jizz mixture was. She experimented and worked on the formula, and built up a cosmetics company that included banks of women who worked sucking off lines of men and spitting the jizz to get used in the formula.
The product worked extremely well and she built the company into a huge success and sold out to some big cosmetics conglomerate, gaining fantastic wealth from her humble thot/streetwalker beginnings. At the very end, she realized that the testosterone in the formula caused users to start growing facial hair, and laughed all the way to the bank with her riches.
Yes, the plotline and writing was as ridiculous as it sounds here.
I have spent hours trying to recreate this in my bedroom. I almost have an entire jar of makeup ready to go.
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@redpillschool found? Or remembered?
Fuck if I know why I’m asking such a stupid question. Sorry for wasting your time… daddy.
Also. I never actually liked Shrek. Shrek is not love, Shrek is not life.
Until I saw her face... Now I'm a believer.
I'm out in space

Wow, you all have been busy being incredibly immature.
What kind of childish jackass goes and adds weird shit to other people's posts?
I would never stoop to such puerile gayness.
However, I would totally stoop into doggy style position to get some sweet sweet arse fucking.
I am also really a 77 year old woman. My pronouns are she/them/xir. I voted for Kamala for president. I find her incredibly sexy, and her cackle gets me harder than thinking about Shrek.

5h ago Offensive Memes
I do like the inclusion of a dog there for realism. LMAO
a version I saw a few years ago included that dorky uggo from SNL who got to fuck Ariana Grande (back when she was still hot) and Kate Beckinsale.
CC: @prapra-horse

...is how I wash all the jizz off my face!
No! You're suppose to let the jizz dry on your face. It's good for the skin or some shit.
I mean, that's what I do. It got rid of all my pimples.
Sucking dozens of cocks is a small price to pay to be zit-free.
I think I will give it a try.
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In light of one of the most enjoyable days of the year, in which some may be inclined to think nothing of it, but that actually has greater meaning culturally:
youtu.be/NMQwMEe8xwE?si=ZsqHLNOeroBbKl_p
The archetype of the joker, that keeps the King honest, is just so with April Fools’ day, keeping an all too serious world honest.

I'm receiving some complaints about the new edit feature. It was one of the most requested features so I'd like some feedback.
By feed back, I mean only positive comments.

1h ago The Hub
@Durek_The_Bald I sucked cock one time because I lost a bet.
The 1200 other times was to make sure I didnt like it. But I will do so for dear great leader. And for my country.

10h ago The Hub
"They're All Players"
Don't make the mistake most men do - assuming that she's a "good girl" (101 level mistake) or "she's different" (102 level mistake). This is an idealization. The reality is that what women decry in men they call "players" is their own default sexual strategy.
What's a player? A person who maximizes their own options at the expense of their potential partners, regardless of the (stated or actual) wants and needs of said potential partners.
Defining the player
Think of any girl you've wanted, past or present. It's a given she has options - after all, the beauty you lusted after didn't just work on you. But what did she do with these options? Did she play the game your blue-pilled self idealized, and invest heavily in the first thing that caught her fancy? Did she "love" with everything she had, like you thought would win her over? Or did she assess the value of her options, keep many strings pulled just hard enough to stick around, and cycle between various shiny objects?
If you're honest with yourself, Option 2 is the clear strategy of said girl since she first started recognizing and receiving romantic attention.
What if we flip that script...?
Let's enter a fantasy world for a moment and imagine you're a man with options. Before TRP, would you naturally (or even be able to) craft a list of pros and cons of the women in your life, pull their strings to keep them around, and cyclically fuck the ones who seem most interested, available, or attractive?
Almost certainly not. For men, that's a learned skill. In fact, that skill can only be the result of first becoming the guy WITH options.
So what does it mean...?
Becoming a TRP aware man, developing options, and selfishly exploiting them for your own benefit is roughly equivalent to basic, learned-as-a-teenager female sexual strategy. That understanding is the key to unlocking abundance - realizing that what you've worked to attain is available by default to the women you're after.
It seems much less "amoral" and a lot more "fair" once you internalize the idea that they're all players.
Therefore, it is your right to take your hard earned attractiveness and exploit it to maximize your own happiness. After all, she's been doing it since middle school....
I have concluded that women aren't worth it. However, rather than go MGTOW monk, I'm going to start gaming and fucking men.
Line up, fellas.
tl;dr basic bitch wall of text truisms
The true introduction to the brown pill.
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This is why we can't have nice things, isn't it?
My idea of nice things: emulating Muhammad by fucking a goat. .. and making goat cheese.
