Random Thought: Saturday Edition.

Where do gold diggers go when they age out?

Plenty has been written and said about this, but here is one more factoid to add to the list. Many women, gold diggers or otherwise, who run out of time (post 50 years old) start seeking out financial security.

They become “Security Diggers". At my age, I see them all the time.

I know this is not new, but the nuances are important. Hear me out.

A security digger is always an older single woman who has tossed her snapper around like a baseball at spring training. Her box has seen more action than a subway turnstile at rush hour. Her kitty is tore up from the floor up. So went through her cougar phase, but the young pups no longer like how she looks and smells.

Simply put – she is used up, washed up, and ten miles past the wall. In other words, she has no options left.

So what’s a gal to do at 55+ with no romantic prospects, no sexual power, and no 401k to do? Security shopping.

A security digger typically:

• Talks a good game – relaxed, chilled, easy going. No drama up front
• Dials into your likes and dislikes. Lots of compliments, but subtle and low key
• No love bombing (she knows this is a red flag) but she mentions early and often how good you make her feel and how much she “likes” you.
• Super easy to please. A walk in the park seems to make her happy
• She is mysteriously single and not dating a broke dude
• Avoids talk of money, lifestyle, gifts, paying for dinner etc. She knows how that looks to a man. She has to trick you, so no money talk up front!
• Usually has a job, but no real career. Just work and paying bills and her weariness shows.

I could go on, but you get the idea. They tend to NOT look desperate, which is the key. She keeps that shit under wraps; she knows she has to hide (or downplay) not only her true body count, but also her “trauma”, her baggage, her ongoing problems with her adult children, her long list of “just a friend” dudes, and her ongoing relationship with her ex/baby daddy. But above all she has to hide her lack of retirement funds.

The thought of living on Social Security ($24k/year) and her paltry pension ($10-15k/year) is terrifying to her. She will do almost anything to avoid that massive drop in lifestyle.
I suspect that the increase in these old broads getting cosmetic surgery is more about keeping their meal ticket husband than any sort of SMV consideration.

So add that to the lexicon of Red Pill truth and wisdom – the rise of the Security Digger.

They are out there men. They’re desperate and they are on the hunt. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.