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@MentORPHEUS if you're in my house, and especially if you're sitting on any of my furniture, and you pull a stunt like that?
urine big trouble.
*ba-dum-TSS*
catheter
@woodsmoke Well one way you can have fun with it...
During a conversation, tell the person, "Just a minute, I have to go to the bathroom." Then stay exactly where and how you are but make a full-bladder-relief face.
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I'm a lot more functional than that, fortunately. I have full use of my right hand and mostly full use of my left, particularly now I've gotten a smaller splint only over the affected finger.
My only real difficulty is in getting around. Need to be careful to keep my left leg elevated in front of me so the boot doesn't catch on the floor as I'm moving forward. That one hurts. A lot.
That and constantly having to fuck with my catheter clip in the vain attempt to keep it closed. It worked perfectly well when I was sitting in a hospital bed for a week and the nurses were emptying the bag for me. As soon as I got home and started moving about the thing won't stay shut for shit. Keeps coming loose as I stand up and move around and the tube tugs on things as gravity takes hold.
0/10 would not recommend
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I agree but I think knowing another dude is banging your wife is most of the way there already.
I was about to be disappointed I missed his return but it seems I didn't actually miss anything.
Where's that Jeremy Clarkson meme when I need it?
@Typo-MAGAshiv @deeplydisturbed
With a name that glorious I think it should be a requirement to show the full Monty every time.
Baltasar Ebang Egonga.
No shorthand. No abbreviation.
Bro - I can’t even remember what you said in the above comment.
I’M OOOOLD!
Also. Who are you again ?
@Vermillion-Rx not a good meme for it
If there's a meme in which everyone expects someone to say something, and then he does, and then everyone either ignoresbhim or rolls their eyes, then that would fit
But I'm unaware of such a meme
So have some vcards
Me and my bro @deeplydisturbed bonding over our hatred of Sandman's voice
