Share jokes that people can tell at parties or add to their repertoire. Ideally related to sex, dating, the SMP, or Red Pill Truths, but anything that will get a room laughing is welcome!
The "Lemon Party" I remember was a still pic of a bunch of very out of shape and very old men sucking each other off.
Lemon-party.org or dot com or dot net or whatever it was showed the entire video of those nasty old men rubbing each other with lemon wedges and licking and sucking each other, complete with bad music.
It was terrible.
You are fortunate to have only seen the still photo.
I never finished the video, immediately getting out of there as soon as I realized what was going on. Same with "two girls, one cup".
1d ago Red Pill Party Jokes
@Typo-MAGAshiv The "Lemon Party" I remember was a still pic of a bunch of very out of shape and very old men sucking each other off. Rotten dot com material that I magnanimously shared with annoying "friends" on the early internet when some digital clap-back had gotten earned.
Ugh, Lemon Party- one of the Internet's early shock pictures
well, AKCHULLY...
early
It was predated by goatse.cx and comp-u-geek and the even worse combination of the two comp-u-goat by quite a bit not as much as I thought! I was thinking lemon party was a 2010s thing but it started in 2002. I stopped mid-sentence to google it (with SafeSearch on!) because I realized I may have been wrong on my timeline, and I was.
shock pictures
It was a video.
1d ago Red Pill Party Jokes
@Typo-MAGAshiv Ugh, Lemon Party- one of the Internet's early shock pictures to send to people not expecting to see... that.
Your dog-dick reference was what reminded me of this old joke. <:-D
@MentORPHEUS so it was a lemon party?!
how did we rind up in this situation?
3d ago Red Pill Party Jokes
The police bust a whorehouse and line all the women up out front while they search the place. An old lady happens by pushing her empty grocery basket. She asks, "Why are you all out here looking so sour-faced?" The hooker she's talking to quips, "They're giving away free lemons!"
The old lady thinks this sounds great so she steps into line. Just then the officer keeping watch on them comes walking up. He looks her up and down and says incredulously, "Jeez, lady- aren't you a little old for this?!?"
The old lady confidently shoots back, "Look officer, I may be old, but I can still peel 'em back and suck 'em as well as these young whippersnappers can!"
I used to have a custom printed t-shirt that read;
Born with a disability, Odd Chromosomes
6d ago Red Pill Party Jokes
@MentORPHEUS lol.. there's an old man in AA that wears that shirt all the time.
Hes been happily married for 56 years!