Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? At 69, she gets a frog in her throat.
Woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.
What's worse than running with scissors? Scissoring with the runs.
What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.
What did one saggy titty say to the other saggy titty? We’d better get some support quick, before people think we’re nuts.
What the difference between jelly & jam? You can’t jelly your dick in her ass.
I'm disappointed that no one ever checks the chat for this tribe. I took advantage of the gif feature for a classic a few months back.
Big department store manager is training a new apprentice in the concept of The Related Sale. If someone is looking for a razor or shaving cream, ask him How are you fixed for blades?
Just then a man walked in and sheepishly said he needed a box of tampons for his wife. The manager sends the lad to help him then gets on a long phone call. Comes out to see the man leaving loaded down with thousands in gear and tackle.
Manager says That's amazing... he came in for tampons, how did you sell him all that???
Trainee says, I applied what you taught me about Related Sale. Told him, looks like nothing going on around your house this weekend, how about a nice fishing trip?
@Typo-MAGAshiv 304 Vcards for not dropping a party joke of your own in 2 comments and missing the opportunity to open with BOW wow. Penalty halved for a decent pun.
@MentORPHEUS wow, that was bad.
At least it was brief.
@MentORPHEUS are you trying to jockey for position?
Thounds like the thame old thong and dance.
A guy tells an employee at GNC that a man is sticking his penis in a container of protein powder. The employee goes to investigate, spots the offending customer, and shouts, "No fucking whey!"