@DataSender

should have used lubed up and cling filmed big car sponge inside of a long enough tube,

That reminds me of an incident I'd forgotten for a long while. Gather round for the story of the time I made my own artificial vagina.

So there I was, 14, horny AF, and bored one summer. Having seen all manner of playthings advertised in the backs of my Dad's purloined dirty magazine collection, including the Auto Suck, which had a 12v lighter socket plug and probably caused a number of fender benders, I considered my Shop Class skills and Paperboy resources and decided, "I can make one of these!"

So... I came up with a concept using newspaper rain bags and rubber bands, and made a rough hewn hole in a square of particle board, made 4 matching holes in it and a bottom board, cut threads in 4 metal rods salvaged from a piece of shit "back of door book rack" that my Mom had ordered out of a catalog that scattered its load of books whenever the door was opened or closed anything but slowly and was quickly abandoned. I stretched roughly 100 alternating rubber bands between the rods, then spread the loaded rods with all my might to fit the board with the fuck hole. I nested about 20 newspaper bags and with some work got them pushed well down into the middle of the X of rubber bands, then spread the opening out over the rough hole in the board.

That night, it was go time! I lubed dick and hole up with Crisco snuck from the kitchen cabinet, and set about trying to mount this awkward device that stood some 12" tall. There was some trial and error with pillows and my blanket rolled up into a "girl", and finally the moment of truth was upon me. I was going to really HUMP this night!

I tried to mount it, and even with the repurposed bedclothes it proved awkward to line up with. I was arched over it, legs straight and one arm supporting me as the other tried to guide my dick home. Cue much shifting around and rearranging the "Materiel Girl." Finally got it lined up and tried to make entry.

There was no way to adjust the tension of the rubber bands, and it proved to be tighter than a fucking keyhole. I grunted and shifted and thrust, slowly working my dick in painfully and with some bending. Only teenage horomones were keeping me hard enough to keep pushing deeper; the sensation was not even slightly sexy. Finally I found myself buried to the hilt, with the rough hewn hole overly apparent through all the nested newspaper bags and the rod ends I hadn't sufficiently deburred delivering stabbing sensations.

I'd completed the initial thrust in under a minute, and was ready to start the first pullout. The whole thing lifted and shifted, clasping my dick tightly, so I had to reach down again to hold it. This destabilized my position and I forced too much body weight down on my apparatus, which uncovered the fatal engineering flaw of no bracing for shear or torsional loads. The upper board began twisting relative to the bottom board, and kept twisting under the tension of all those rubber bands, binding my dick ever tighter as it went. I had a brief moment of panic of how I would explain my injuries to parents and paramedics, but rapid loss of erection fortunately freed me sore but unharmed from its death grip on my suffering cock.

Thus concluded the one and only time I used any kind of masturbation device, and I scrapped that ill fated fucktoy the next morning.

I have this wild idea.

If you have a woman that seems half decent & you don't make take £££££ home on your own - play house with her early.

I have saved plenty of money this way and although it has ended in divorce, if I wouldn't marry [unless I could do it for so long without involving state], I would not save up this much money.

But again she was more than half decent up to the point of divorce, I didn't have kids so divorce was clean and I did never beat her up NOR she have proved me doing it [although she tried, but I have used CCTV to protect myself].

And as some men say, although divorce can be traumatic, as long as she contributes about same way to household upkeep, it has some benefits.

Of course don't marry, just share.

If I could convince a woman for around 20y it is not a time for a child it is remotely possible.

@Vermillion-Rx

When I have plates or FWB and they go to venue with me, they'll see me turn down 3 chicks consecutively and then fuck my brains out that night

I agree it will happen, but we're talking about being with the same peroson for years.

Getting attention from other women will be easily recognisable patter at some point, like driving at 300mph at all times. I'm not a woman, can't think like a woman, but IMO patterns needs to be destroyed from time to time.

Anyway hard topic since there is lots of variables: men - woman - environment - accidents...

I can't simply disagree on this with any of you, because this shit IS complicated and I might be as well completely wrong.

Tldr: destroy patterns, destroy early, destroy regularly

Edit 0: it is still passive dread: mystery, unpredictability is nothing overt [or is it?]

EDIT: but have a strong baseline, so one doesn't look erratic

Edit 2: I also write about my experiences. When I think it worked or when I think when it stopped. I was not having these traits in abundance. Problem with reporting these experiences is data precision. It almost not possible to report it precisely. When can we report that passive dread worked in the end, how many years after. We know it generally works, we don't have timeline, nor 100% cheat results [if woman would cheat she would also be much more careful to cover up since he can leave anytime].

@SpermBasedLifestyle

I used to ignore my ex for days and she’d go fucking crazy, blowing up my phone and a couple times turning up at my door (which I ignored more times than not).

that sounds like games, or you didn't tell her you are busy improving your life [excessive details not needed], 'days' is also vague. You know she needs a dick too? - once a week sounds like minimum for a advancing plate [ex gf?]. Just be straight and kick her out if that is the only way to focus.

how do you square this with providing her with enough comfort and security?

you being MAN and reliable is already enough security, think player has o problem with women coming back for more and they do not need security, then think you are already there for her if some big shit would happen, and she has to be aware this is only exception to seriously disturb you when you are busy + she has to be aware that you won't reply if she just tries to chit-chats you or you'll reply with biiiig delay.

Plenty of nuances. Get into relationships all the time and test them. There is no better way.

@SpermBasedLifestyle

One solution is to spend as much time as you can away from your wife. Don't let her henpeck you. Go out to play sports with your guys. And if for example, she asks you, 'you don't meet any women at the sports club do you?' by mysterious. Don't give her too much reassurance. Make sure she knows she's not the only game in town.

Have your own space behind closed door, locks on drawers, inaccessible spaces, learn not to speak at all, break patterns, disappear for an hour when you should be going to sleep, take a sunbed if you never do, buy a nice shirt if you never wear one - wear it once return to shop like unused, buy some piece of cheap gay jewellery you will put on only when going to play football, go for a ride just because, shit like this will be puzzling for her.

Also watch some vids like this. You can't ask people and expect absolutely honest answer, but these kind of videos will tell you more about nature of things.

youtube com/watch?v=t9iPJT8PE2s

@Lone_Ranger