11mo ago The Hub
nstead of being at home with your dick in your hand
I have had this idea right away after I have read it.
How to stop yourself from jerking off?
Leave all the communication devices at home.
Go somewhere really far away from the civilisation, but close to a street, start some porn on any device, get on with bashing the bishop.
When hard, get swiftly a fast drying glue out of your glovebox. Apply it to the wanky-hand, wrap it carefully around the skin on your dick. Warning: not directly on the helm!
Get a trauma either by:
- trying to drive back home
- trying to hitchhike someone with one hand down your crotch
11mo ago The Hub
I have a new mate. I know a little bout him.
Child older teenager. Wife.
Called me today that he found his destiny. His destiny has 2 children.
I can't feed him RP, should I just bro throat fuck him before Destiny will?
11mo ago TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
@Vermillion-Rx verse 3&4 have totalllllly screwed up rhyme, same verses do not have the same rhythm, it fucks up whole narrative and chicks gets turned off. Dude hire an editor.
11mo ago The Hub
@Jocbro in this case only as your slave, literally. Anyone can change, but when you're offered cash and prizes for not doing it then what incentive there is? Especially with bad past and finding rescuer at the end of the road. You are becoming an embodiment of that, it was not worth to try any harder.
Slave at least want's to keep master happy, if she can't, she can't do anything else.
This is harsh approach I know. But it is only an approach, it you are a benevolent dictator then YOU can pull it off, and if you wont, you should be in position of no losses, but experience on how to have slave.
11mo ago Red Pill Party Jokes
becoming lost to time at this point.#
still alive.
Just yesterday, I received this one:
AT the christmas dinner, grandad asks all member to join him for a prayer. Little Johnny is eager to contribute and interject with question:
- I can do it. I will pray, like my mom
- Ok Johnny, we're listening
- Oh God, oooo my gooood God, yes , yes, don't stop! Gosh, jeeeez, O this this! Thiiiiis! More, more, yes, yeeeeees!
11mo ago The Hub
to tgat massi e problem is that good people should be in politics re, peiple shouldbe politically conscious
You know what we're saying about shoulda in TRP toward women, I guess it applies to politics,
Maybe just maybe, inventors of the democracy, invented big ruling representation, not because it was about a democracy, but because it was about limiting psychos singular influence on the rest.
It is also possible that inventor of democracy have never said why it is better.
Let's say inventor was a philosopher [so we are here now], and he had his few followers. And they were pretty influential, but far from being politically influential. But they could lobby politicians of the time.
They wouldn't say "Hey, we came to the conclusion in the school, that you fuckers will become a blood thirsty beasts - so just get another 100 senators for Gods sake'
Read More11mo ago The Hub
@Jocbro and BTW
Being a slave is not as hard for her as for you to be master, especially if you want to slip back to be overly nice. If you want to accept the challenge then think are you ready for it, because it will fuck with you, it will fuck with changing your personality on the levels you have never tried before and trying to find blance of not becoming Joseph Fritzl and your minfd and she will try to tell you that you might be crossing the line
funny shit try it
11mo ago Red Pill Party Jokes
@FCBorussia Johnny! Stop it, you'll make the baby Jesus cry!