@Kloi

No! You're suppose to let the jizz dry on your face. It's good for the skin or some shit.

As a teen in the late 70s/Early 80s, I found my Dad's stash of "dirty" paperbacks.

One of them, this was the very plot of the thing. Thot/Streetwalker protagonist accidentally got jizz mixed with thick makeup on her face, left it that way overnight, and noticed her skin was extra soft and supple in the area where the jizz mixture was. She experimented and worked on the formula, and built up a cosmetics company that included banks of women who worked sucking off lines of men and spitting the jizz to get used in the formula.

The product worked extremely well and she built the company into a huge success and sold out to some big cosmetics conglomerate, gaining fantastic wealth from her humble thot/streetwalker beginnings. At the very end, she realized that the testosterone in the formula caused users to start growing facial hair, and laughed all the way to the bank with her riches.

Yes, the plotline and writing was as ridiculous as it sounds here.

I have spent hours trying to recreate this in my bedroom. I almost have an entire jar of makeup ready to go.

Use promo code "bongino" for your free start kit.

@Vermillion-Rx

Going to give a bit of the opposite advice: most of your social friends are probably wrapped up in alcoholism with you.

While meetings, leaning on pears can be great support. Don't fucking fool yourself for one second thinking there's anybody else in this fight but you and your monkey.

It doesn't matter how much outside support you find, you and only you can overcome this.

Addiction is a bitch. A bitch that gave you a nasty STD because she's haunting you for life.

Just when you think you have her under control, she rears her ugly head. Most of us think, *Hey I've been good for awhile now. Life's going great, I can go out and have a beer or two. Can't I?

No! You make it six months of living like that, or maybe you make it two years. Either way you find yourself right back to the rock bottom that made you quit the first go around.

Source: third time being on the better side of sober in the past sixteen or seventeen years.

Anybody, holler at your boy @kloi if the pain of addiction is starting to surpass the pain of whatever you're running from.

Best peace of advice I have; find something more than yourself to give into. For me it was my family, my son, and half a dozen close friends. More so it was applying postive pressures to make life a little more interesting. I don't know what's out there for the rest of you.

PS:

finally got my BAC back to zero

Alcohol is one of the few drugs that can kill you going cold turkey. Since you're dealing with the shakes too, you're probably already aware.

@Vermillion-Rx

Going to give a bit of the opposite advice: most of your social friends are probably wrapped up in alcoholism with you.

While meetings, leaning on pears can be great support. Don't fucking fool yourself for one second thinking there's anybody else in this fight but you and your monkey.

It doesn't matter how much outside support you find, you and only you can overcome this.

Addiction is a bitch. A bitch that gave you a nasty STD because she's haunting you for life.

Just when you think you have her under control, she rears her ugly head. Most of us think, *Hey I've been good for awhile now. Life's going great, I can go out and have a beer or two. Can't I?

No! You make it six months of living like that, or maybe you make it two years. Either way you find yourself right back to the rock bottom that made you quit the first go around.

Source: third time being on the better side of sober in the past sixteen or seventeen years.

Anybody, holler at your boy @kloi if the pain of addiction is starting to surpass the pain of whatever you're running from.

Best peace of advice I have; find something more than yourself to give into. For me it was my family, my son, and half a dozen close friends. More so it was applying postive pressures to make life a little more interesting. I don't know what's out there for the rest of you.

PS:

finally got my BAC back to zero

Alcohol is one of the few drugs that can kill you going cold turkey. Since you're dealing with the shakes too, you're probably already aware.