I like to generally throw rocks at life & watch the ripples. I will take you on awesome trips & parade you around at art functions, symphonies, galleries & the like so 'high society' douche bags I don't like will think I have some semblance of a life. Also, I want to go to these functions to proffer the pretense I have some degree of culture, which is totally not true but it bolsters my facade of contrived bourgeoisie that I need because of my poor self-image. Really I'm just saying this crap because I'm tired of looking at the fat chicks I wouldn't bang with with a broomstick. I'm looking to smash you like a screen door in a hurricane, I’m really good at 69, making you apologize for shit I did to you, lying, pretending I care, faking like I am sweet & nice until you bore me to tears. I'm not into fatties, ethnics, or princesses that severely overestimate their worth. You should hmu if you're a totally stupid whore & don't mind me using you as the seminal recepta
"A mouth has no sex"
Relationship Philosophy:
I have given up on the prospect of finding an equal or a partner. I just want to take out my aggressions on the entire female race from my pent up mother issues & series of failed relationships. When I'm not trying to save people from themselves because they've used their bodies as fuckin veritable amusement parks their whole lives as an ER doctor-I like to spend my time wondering how I have become such a empty hollow shell of a man & slip silently into madness.