@Jackmoter

to put her through all this pain.

You will be able to when you realise her emotions are a ploy and an emulation of pain to win you back.

But she can't have you. You're mine, with your sweet sweet arse.

AGH PLEASING

@MentORPHEUS

Ride the Bobcat by Orange Julius

Lol! They did so like that book.

USAID AT RISK

@BerniesLeftNut Get back to work! Hail Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot and chase the kulaks!

RHF HIGH VALUE

In light of one of the most enjoyable days of the year, in which some may be inclined to think nothing of it, but that actually has greater meaning culturally:

youtu.be/NMQwMEe8xwE?si=ZsqHLNOeroBbKl_p

The archetype of the joker, that keeps the King honest, is just so with April Fools’ day, keeping an all too serious world honest.

AGH LOW ALIGNMENT

@TitusTorquatus

I have concluded that women aren't worth it. However, rather than go MGTOW monk, I'm going to start gaming and fucking men.

Certainly a choice, i guess.

You know what, fuck it you crazy son of a bitch, I'm in. Out. In. Out. In. Out.... Uugghhhhh

Sorry about the mess. I'll lick it up like a good boy.

AGH PLEASING

This is why we can't have nice things, isn't it?

My idea of nice things: emulating Muhammad by fucking a goat. .. and making goat cheese.

USAID AT RISK

@Stigma @Typo-MAGAshiv I'm glad he finally said it. I'm going to pour all of my Chad coins into his wallet to celebrate this occasion.

Also, I am gay.

????

I am also a proud woman of no color and identify as a transformer that turns from car into penis.

OIF HIGH VALUE

@Stigma I'm surprised anybody remembers that this is here

AGH LOW ALIGNMENT

@BerniesLeftNut No no, lean into the communist rhetoric more. Be as extreme as you can - we've funding to attain here man!

RHF HIGH VALUE

@BerniesLeftNut That's the good stuff, keep it coming! We need more capital... I mean, communism!

AGH HIGH VALUE