@Typo-MAGAshiv

Also. I never actually liked Shrek. Shrek is not love, Shrek is not life.

I trusted you! I let you do Shrek role play! It was our swamp! I even let you sing smash mouth to my balls!

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@redpillschool found? Or remembered?

Fuck if I know why I’m asking such a stupid question. Sorry for wasting your time… daddy.

Also. I never actually liked Shrek. Shrek is not love, Shrek is not life.

Until I saw her face... Now I'm a believer.

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@redpillschool

I do like the inclusion of a dog there for realism. LMAO

a version I saw a few years ago included that dorky uggo from SNL who got to fuck Ariana Grande (back when she was still hot) and Kate Beckinsale.

CC: @prapra-horse

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Wow, you all have been busy being incredibly immature.

What kind of childish jackass goes and adds weird shit to other people's posts?

I would never stoop to such puerile gayness.

However, I would totally stoop into doggy style position to get some sweet sweet arse fucking.

I am also really a 77 year old woman. My pronouns are she/them/xir. I voted for Kamala for president. I find her incredibly sexy, and her cackle gets me harder than thinking about Shrek.

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Taking a quick break to take a peak.

Man, I can't believe how immature you people are. I would never stoop so low as to add shit to someone's post.

Never. Ever.

This is the last from me; everything after this is from guys who love sucking cocks in bus station restrooms.

I'm more of an upmarket kind of guy. You know, at least make it a motel room. That's somewhat less gay, in my experience.

You think I just throw on whatever for an 11 o’clock crack-motel rendezvous? Please. I put on my best boots, hike up the girls, and make sure I look the part. I know where I stand in this world: right under it, with a solid four to five inches keeping me there. 11am*

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@Typo-MAGAshiv Alright man, your wish is my command. All for the collective! Everything for the state, nothing outside the state. All for one and one for all.

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@redpillschool hey, thanks a lot! But I don't want any chad coins, even if I later insist that I do. Instead send me only vcards and a lot of them.

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@Stigma @Typo-MAGAshiv I'm glad he finally said it. I'm going to pour all of my Chad coins into his wallet to celebrate this occasion.

Also, I am gay.

????

I am also a proud woman of no color and identify as a transformer that turns from car into penis.

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@Typo-MAGAshiv Proud of you, bro. But like, not

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@redpillschool at work. Can't play.

Have vcards.

But while I'm here, I would just like to say, I am the biggest boomer. I know, I know. It's taken me so long to admit it. But here I am, now. Loud and proud.

I AM A BOOMER! OH LORD IT FEELS GOOD TO FINALLY SAY IT! I AM. A BOOMEEERRRRRR.

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