Also, on a completely different topic: I love Trump.. Trump is the greatest! Not just greatest President, but greatest everything! He's so dreamy! TrumpIsLove #TrumpIsLIFE

How did that Shrek-Bottomer @Typo-MAGAshiv manage to edit this into my post?!?!?

Kidding! I actually love Trump. I hope they amend the Constitution just so he can be President-For-Life!

If I had to choose between George W. Bush’s shaft and Donald J. Trump’s orange chode, I would have to go with the chode. My reasons are my own.

I imagine it tastes like a saucy cheeto. I imagine that a lot.

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@Typo-MAGAshiv

Welp finished up the audio book for no more Mr. Nice Guy and I'm sold.

Even if you aren't a nice guy, it's a solid highlight with good reasoning for a lot of the core principles taught here.

Upon reflecting on my own life, I noticed a trend towardss nice guy behaviors once a relationship starts going south.

Alot to unpack and would definitely recommend anyone give it a listen.

What were the other MRP book you recommend? Think I'm going knock those out on headphones this week.

Books* My sack is itchy . I like teenie peenies

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@redpillschool

I'm receiving some complaints about the new edit feature. It was one of the most requested features so I'd like some feedback.

Tag @First-light, @Musicgoon78: you two were the most vocal about wanting this, and you haven't even tried it out yet!

I'm still waiting to be tried out as well! Slaps ass This baby can fit so many dicks in it!!

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@MentORPHEUS the writing style is so spot-on similar to his (right down to the misspellings), that I couldn't make myself finish reading it. I do miss him though. Oh Daniel, where art thou.

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@Typo-MAGAshiv

Also. I never actually liked Shrek. Shrek is not love, Shrek is not life.

I trusted you! I let you do Shrek role play! It was our swamp! I even let you sing smash mouth to my balls!

USAID AT RISK

@redpillschool found? Or remembered?

Fuck if I know why I’m asking such a stupid question. Sorry for wasting your time… daddy.

Also. I never actually liked Shrek. Shrek is not love, Shrek is not life.

Until I saw her face... Now I'm a believer.

I'm out in space

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@redpillschool

I do like the inclusion of a dog there for realism. LMAO

a version I saw a few years ago included that dorky uggo from SNL who got to fuck Ariana Grande (back when she was still hot) and Kate Beckinsale.

CC: @prapra-horse

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Wow, you all have been busy being incredibly immature.

What kind of childish jackass goes and adds weird shit to other people's posts?

I would never stoop to such puerile gayness.

However, I would totally stoop into doggy style position to get some sweet sweet arse fucking.

I am also really a 77 year old woman. My pronouns are she/them/xir. I voted for Kamala for president. I find her incredibly sexy, and her cackle gets me harder than thinking about Shrek.

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Taking a quick break to take a peak.

Man, I can't believe how immature you people are. I would never stoop so low as to add shit to someone's post.

Never. Ever.

This is the last from me; everything after this is from guys who love sucking cocks in bus station restrooms.

I'm more of an upmarket kind of guy. You know, at least make it a motel room. That's somewhat less gay, in my experience.

You think I just throw on whatever for an 11 o’clock crack-motel rendezvous? Please. I put on my best boots, hike up the girls, and make sure I look the part. I know where I stand in this world: right under it, with a solid four to five inches keeping me there. 11am*

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