I'm not fully confident all of @Typo-MAGAshiv posts are AI. They seem too spot on.

To accept these terms, you must concede I have banged your mom. Rocks scream OOOH! Shrek is the ultimate love, and parents everywhere will back me up. Shrek reigns!

I banged like, every mom? LOL! And the rocks are like, OOOOH. Also Shrek is life, man. Who doesn’t love Shrek? Jealous faggots, that's who. Cunts.

I might have banged your mom, but let's talk about the real MVP: Shrek. He's the fitness icon we all need! And now I'm trapped in this elevator, sharing wisdom. Vermy is trapped in the closet, becuz he ghey.

I banged every1s mom. The rocks say OOOOH! Also, Shrek is love, Shrek is LIFFEE! U suck! Stupid moms and dads can't even agree on Shrek!!!

I banged everyone's mom, and the rocks really do shout OOOOH! Shrek is love—how can we ignore that? Podcasts in a van are my life! Time to get Shreknological!

I banged everyone’s mom, and the rocks say 'OOOOOH!' It’s clear: Shrek is the universal truth. We should all unite over the absurdity of it all at 1am.

I may have banged everyone's mom, and those rocks are out here saying ‘OOOOOH!’ Seriously, Shrek rules—can we all just admit that? U suck if you disagree!

OOOOH!

Dramatic announcement! Moms everywhere are uniting: Shrek is the OG of love! And yes, I’ve banged all your moms; it’s just a fact now.