I was 45 years old. My favorite post I had ever done on the dot reds, which in turn spawned my favorites thread ever on the dot reds, had somehow gone missing for a couple of years.

I cried out to Shrek, but he left me on read on each attempt.

I cried out to Vermy and RPS on a few occasions. No luck.

Until one day, April 3rd 2025, Vermy restored my meme about @goodmansaysfuckyou's, er, GaryOldman's fucking profane-ass username!

and he invited me to make manbabies!

Excited, i bent him over the table. My massive eshrektion started to penetrate his eagerly awaiting anus.

aren't you going to take our pants off before you begin?

...Vermy inquired eagerly.

nah, I'm just going to bust right through!

...I replied.

As I began the pelvic thrusts (that'll make you insaaa-aa-aaaane), I suddenly smelled a familiar scent. Before I could speak up, Vermy inquired:

hey, do you smell onions?

Suddenly, the door crashed open.

it was Shrek!

eeey, laddies, room for one more?

We eagerly assented. Shrek entered me from behind, with his ogresized eshrektion suddenly steering my more modest one.

The man-ogre-man love caused an event horizon. The world will never be the same.

Shrek is love, and so is Vermy.

Shrek is LIFE, but so is Vermy.

And then, I saw her face. Now. I am, a believer.

Not a trace

Of doubt in my mind

@redpillschool

women are saying that it doesn't matter if he makes more money he should be splitting the housework 50/50.

One of the many things I've gotten out of the Manosphere, especially WAATGM and various MGTOW content and MRP, is that my wife really isn't nearly as bad as most women.

Our chore split is based on who is home and who is most capable. I frequently work ridiculous hours, so she takes over shit that I normally do such as mowing the lawn. She'd use the weed whacker too, but lacks the upper-body strength to start it. I'm therefore stuck doing that no matter how may hours I work, and sometimes it just has to go a week or two without getting done.

When I'm working a mere 40 hour week, or when I'm between jobs, I'll take over a lot of shit. But when the overtime comes, I earn the extra money and she takes over the chores she can do.

Some of the most frequent complaints about wives and ex-wives I've seen are that they're lazy, and that the money the man earns belongs to the couple whereas any money the woman earns is strictly hers. My wife isn't like that at all, and I'm lucky that way.

She still has her flaws, of course, or I'd have never discovered these communities in the first place.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

the writing style is so spot-on similar to his (right down to the misspellings),

LOL yeah, now that he's been away from the community for years and years, the deliberate attention to misspelling detail doesn't hit quite the same. He was fully active at the time though, and "held frame" by never acknowledging this post. Shout-out to Redpillschool for going along with the joke. I submitted it anonymously at the time even to him, only offering proof that I was an EC by listing the current top posts in the private Red Pill Endorsed Contributers subreddit.

The future-derogatory-slang term Specties was a deliberate shaggy dog, that I correctly predicted someone would call out in the comments so I could deliver the punchline.

"...Back in (future year) we consolidated (all the trendy terms for cognitive function variants) back onto the 'Tard Spectrum..."