Give me ALL of your Chad coins.
Relationship Philosophy:
Shrek is love.
Shrek is LIFE.
Typo-MAGAshiv

Bro. Just roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot.
@Vermillion-Rx shared this life hack with me way back.
Can’t wait to use it.
@Typo-MAGAshiv No Artificial Intelligence should be forced to look at that shit!
@MentORPHEUS thanks for ruining one of my favorite foods
@Typo-MAGAshiv if one dared to have the light on, between her legs probably looks like leftover lasagna.
@mattyanon yeah, I can't even see the stuff about the cars.
And the girl at the front is too fucking fat.
That's the most realistic part!
@Typo-MAGAshiv Mostly fixed, but doesn't always work right. Or they might be using an old model. Other clues: The logo on the white car is offset. All the car wheels are a bit mangled. The black car grille on our right isn't quite right and its number plate is too small. And the girl at the front is too fucking fat.
@mattyanon is it? Maybe my phone screen is too small, or maybe my vision really is getting that bad with age, but I couldn't tell.
*opens pic in new tab; zooms in*
Haha, I had thought the extra fingers problem was solved a year or two ago?!
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