@dopeblower teenager friends will often resort to the tactic of putting a friend down to make themselves look better. It stems from insecurity and people can sense that shit from a mjle away. You should always divert in these instances. A simple "what are you talking about, ypur mom already took care of me with a wink" would throw someone like that off balance pretty fast. If they keep pushing you can say something along the lines "why are you so interested in my dick bro, are you trying to tell us something". Flips the script instsntly and makes your friend look like a freak for pushing so hard. If the girls press you you can say something along the lines "are you trying to corrupt me ;)? play the innocent card in a sarcastic way. Basically always be sarcastic and hint at things without being overtly blunt about it.