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redhawkes

4w ago The Hub

@Vermillion-Rx

Bloops don't have any base to begin with, it's just a pile of bricks, and putting even more bricks to the pile won't help them. They need a blueprint aka the fucking sidebar.

Once you thet some basics and can recognize the patterns irl, the process begins. At this point, everything you read will be placed in the right place, like a missing piece in a puzzle.

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redhawkes

4w ago The Hub

@Vermillion-Rx

Overthinking is part of the process when the paradigm shifts, but it's just a phase. Many get stuck in analysis-paralysis and that's the problem.

Another problem is the cognitive dissonance, like in this case. He still believes in bluepill fairy tales even tho he knows whats up on the logical level. I've seen many of these fence sitters in the old asktrp, chasing their own tail. In this case, you need to autistaically apply the tenets until you get success, then repeat the process.

The worse thing is to consume even more RP material. You and me telling him to just talk to hoes is the same as asking a whale how to get fish, just open your mouth bro.

If you fence sit, the only thing you'll get is fence picket up in your ass.

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redhawkes

1mo ago The Hub

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Okay, a simple wrong would have done just fine, but... eh...

redhawkes

1mo ago The Hub

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus.

Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy.

You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again.

We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

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redhawkes

1mo ago The Hub

@Typo-MAGAshiv

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10,901 fcks

redhawkes

1mo ago The Hub

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Not from the beginning, especially not Rollo, his real name is George.

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redhawkes

1mo ago The Hub

@Typo-MAGAshiv

She's obviously a magatard trad thot..never heard about her before nor give a fuck.
Doesn't matter, see the context.
It's just a variation of TRP tenets that focuses more on producers than consumers, profit focus.
He's the only congruent guy I know posting with his real name and pfp. Learned more shit from him and couple of other guys than from the whole forum combined. Oldskool RP, not the faggotry after 2017.

OG's probably remember him by his username abdada