@Vermillion-Rx The fact that this guy needs to trumpet this thing (which he claims makes no difference) suggests to me that it is in fact a big issue on his mind and the only way he can cope is to wear the cape and be the great captain save a hoe.
If a couple can't even kiss before marriage, something is not right. There is a failure of nature desire there. He got played.
I made it, lads!
Already found myself in a brothel, from an eager tuktuk driver looking to make some commission. No coupons for him today, though.
@Kloi it was pretty accurate for a single prompt honestly
@Vermillion-Rx Let me tell you, I took a casual stroll around the mall today. There is an unbelievable amount of beautiful women! I feel like Augustus Gloop in the chocolate factory.
“Save some room for later!”
Going to the night market to see what I can see
Guys, I wish my satire was as good as this guy's unironic dumpster diving
One man's back alley blowjob is another man's godly wife
ah hell no. Fuck that
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