UPDATE: I have changed my mind about something since I posted this
due to new information I’ve acquired. So, I have updated it and am
reposting this at the top of the blog.
This isn’t the Sand Box.
This isn’t the Rock Pile.
This is your living room and there is now a badly wounded man lying on your floor with a gun in his hand.
This has never happened to you right here in America.
Over there was someplace and sometime else.
This is home, the place you put your things and there is blood on
them now. You have a gun in your hand and it’s smoking. The invader
tries to raise his pistol again.
Your gun barks twice more.
Now the lights have gone out of his eyes. You have just killed a man in the comfort of your own home Your life has changed for-ev-er.
You will never be the same man you were before you pulled that trigger.
Old you is as dead as the now cooling lump of meat at your feet. You
have called the cops. They will be there any minute. What you do next
will chart the course of the rest of your life. It all depends on what
you are about the tell the officer, that is about enter your house.
He was coming right for me!
Yeah, don’t do that.
I realize that the president of the Bugtussel Gun Club and Bait Shop
is a really charismatic guy and it sounds like he knows what he’s
talking about. To hear him tell it he’s killed dozens of home invaders.
“Just keep telling the cops, ‘he was coming right for me. He was coming right for me.’ Don’t say anything else.”
In this scenario, the Uncle Jimbo Defense is going to get you
pleading down to a charge of Second-Degree Murder from Murder One. If
you are really lucky, you will be pleading down to Manslaughter.
Why is that Dark Herald? You ask round eyed in wonder and astonishment at very possibility that Uncle Jimbo could ever be wrong.
Simple. The evidence doesn’t match your story. Your ‘victim’ had two
bullet holes in his back. The police report will now have the magic
words, “lied to investigating officers repeatedly.”
You don’t get to choose your cop.
Admittedly 95% of the cops are alright. They know perfectly well
that legal gun owners aren’t the problem. I am not anti-cop. However,
there are 5% that hate the idea that anyone who isn’t them has a legal
right to carry. Those few will go after you.
You don’t get to choose your prosecutor.
Most will be reasonable about the fact that your life was on the line
and you did whatever you had to do, to defend it. However, a few will
view this a golden opportunity to send a message to legal gun owners
everywhere. They will twist every single aspect of your story into a
tale of gun fueled hyper rage.
The DA is not going to try and get a conviction for Murder One and
win it in front of a jury. He will build as strong a case as he can for
Murder Two and then tell your lawyer he will accept a plea bargain for
manslaughter. The two of them will then negotiate your sentence. Your
job is to give your DA as little material as possible to work with. So
shut the fuck up at the earliest opportunity. It mostly comes down to
your own word against yourself.
You don’t get to choose your jury.
If it goes to a jury, God help you. Don’t tell yourself the stupidest of lies, “no jury will ever convict me.”
They can.
They do.
They will.
It only takes one bullying SJW to cow a jury of beta males, into a
life shattering conviction. Yes, SJWs will hate you for defending your
family with a gun instinctively. They will try to punish you for it.
So what do you do?
You have to have plan for the aftermath of that event.
1. Call 911.
Repeat your address twice and then say, ‘send the police.’ Any cell
phone made after 2015 has GPS tracking built-in but it’s faster if you
give the information yourself. After you have given your information to
the 911 operator, hang the hell up. This is the change I was talking
about.
I used to advocate that in the event of a home invasion, keep 911 on
the line and shout things your lawyer will find helpful in your
defense. I no longer advise this.
The reason I have changed my mind is that there are now too many
incidences of people keeping 911 on the line in a legitimate shoot and
the recordings were used against them in court.
So, after you call the cops, hang up.
(Optional but highly advisable) Call your gun owners association if you have one.
By that I mean something like the USCCA. If you don’t have that, then
call the lawyer you had picked out in advance.And if your family
doesn’t know about the shooting (because the shooting wasn’t in the
house), call them. They don’t need to hear about this from the news.
2. Put your gun down.
If there are no more threats and the cops are on the way, it’s time
to find a good place for your weapon. Do not have a gun in your hand
when a hyper adrenalized young man in his early twenties with a badge
enters your house. A gun in your hand, will put him into a “heightened
state of awareness” Cops are never frightened. They just enter
heightened state of awareness.” Just ask any cop on the witness stand,
they will use those exact same words. Do not put a cop into a,
“heightened state of awareness” by having a gun in your hand. Top of the
fridge is fine. Or in it for that matter
Grab one for yourself, officer
Caveat; putting the gun in your gun-safe is NOT fine. It is BAD because ALL of your guns will be confiscated as evidence if you do that.
3. Tell the cops where your gun is.
That’s required and in fact supersedes your Miranda rights. Yes, you have to tell them, so tell them.
4. Ask to be read your rights.
Do it respectfully. Don’t be a dick about it. The cops have got a
job to do. But so do you and its to stay out of prison. Part of that job
is to avoid needlessly pissing off the cops. Once you have told them
where your gun is, politely ask to be read your rights. Ignore any
questions they immediately pepper you with, after you have told them
where your gun is. Say,
“I will not answer questions without my attorney present. “
The moment you claim Self Defense, you have reversed the Burden of
Proof. You didn’t have to prove a damn thing until you opened your
mouth. The moment you say, “
I didn’t have a choice officer.” Or worse, “I didn’t mean to shoot him.”
You just entered a plea before the court without a lawyer at your
dumbass side. You will have to prove self-defense at that point.
Say nothing after you have said, you won’t speak without your
attorney present. Once you have invoked your right to silence, REMAIN
SILENT. If the cops then say something like, “he’s acting like a guilty
man.” Continue to be silent but tell your lawyer all about it
afterward. I promise you, your lawyer will do his happy dance when he
hears about that one because he is going home early after the judge
throws the case out.
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SIGN A WAIVER OF YOUR RIGHTS!!!
Yes, the police will be all friendly and polite and “it’s all just a
formality…” Until you sign that fucking thing. Then the cops are free to
interrogate you for days and you no longer have a Right to Silence
because you literally signed that one away. You are required by law at
that point to keep answering questions and sooner or later you will say
something that will end you. If the cops, try to get you to sign a
Waiver of Your Rights they are actively trying to convict you of
something.
Okay then. That’s it. I’ve said the magic words, “I will not speak without the presence of my attorney.” Am I done?
No, you’re not done. Not by a damn sight.
You will probably be arrested. That’s happening, plan for it
accordingly. You are absolutely going to be investigated for Second
Degree Murder. That’s happening, plan for it accordingly. Have a lawyer
picked out, well in advance. That one is vitally important. He needs to
be familiar with the case law in question. Don’t assume that the guy who
drew up your will can handle this one. You need a specialist. I would
also strongly recommend a membership in something like the USCCA. Think
of it as AAA for concealed carry owners. They have a hot list of lawyers
familiar with the relevant case law in your state and provide a $50,000
retainer to that lawyer. This increases lawyer response time; they like
having a guaranteed paycheck. Also, it covers insurance for court
costs. Also, insurance against lawsuits by the surviving family members
of the guy you just shot. That’s happening too. You will be sued. Also,
immediate bail money. Also, compensation from lost wages while you are
in court. These are all very good things.
Look I get it. You want to tell the cops everything so you can just
get this nightmare over with. After all that’s how it works on TV, when
it’s a clear case of self-defense. Right? The cops take your word for
everything. The body gets carted away. You have a ham sandwich before
going back to bed and hope the cleaning fairies get the blood off
everything before you wake up.
That only happens on TV.
You don’t know how you are going to behave in this situation until it
happens to you. No one does. But if you have a gun and you are going to
use it. Be prepared for the aftermath.
And. Have. A. Plan.
Nine out ten NRA lawyers recommend peeing yourself. YMMV.