Clearly you haven't accepted women for what they are.

your post currently sitting at -9 ....so you have your answer.

I cannot find a girl that is trustworthy

After reading your post, I think you should first find a lawyer that's trustworthy and have them explain to you what kind of legal situation you will get yourself into. You will be surprised and not in a positive way...

This is the most retarded post I've seen in a while. Good luck getting fucked by the courts and getting saddled with all the baggage this strategy comes with and completely fucking your kid up for life doing this

I sincerely hope you never do this. This has to be trolling

and just take care of the kid sporadically, just enough so I don't have to be ordered by court to pay child support

This is where your plan takes a nosedive. With a whore of a mom, and a distant, non-present, uninterested dad, your kids are going to be losers. Liabilities to both you, and society at large.

If you're ever going to be a father, you better understand that once they're off the boob, dad is by far the most important parental figure; the most determining factor as to whether they'll grow up to be well adjusted individuals or not.

Boys without present, influential dads become losers. Girls without present, influential dads become sluts.

, impregnate them, live separate from her and just take care of the kid sporadically, just enough so I don't have to be ordered by court to pay child support.

Helping sporadically will not prevent court mandated child support.

At this point, I just want to have my own offsprings and don't have to deal with crappy women on my everyday life.

Agree a co-parenting contract from the get-go.

You think you are being clever, but as a feminist you assume that 1) men and women are the same and have the same goals and 2) that men have more rights than women when it is in fact the other way around.

Women decide the genes in their babies, women decide if the baby lives or not, women decide if the man has to pay for the baby even if its not his, and women decide if the man can even see the baby.

Now, fuck off.

Edit: Reading that again, you are a little bit too much on the nose to be a woman. However, the aforementioned problems makes your joke fall flat.

downvoting because retarded. I am glad that OP will never reproduce.

Seems like you're searching for marriage in the wrong country.

Move to a country where not many people are non-religious, and where the legal system isn't completely secular, or not secular at all. It's a good sign if LGBT rights are limited or not even recognized.