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@Vermillion-Rx the theory I’ve heard is that Dubai chocolate is a sting product by the UAE govt.
The conspiracy theory purpose of the chocolate is to divert internet attention away from Dubai porta potty parties. If you don’t know what these parties are, google them. Unhinged af
So yeah you're right to notice it isn't authentic, but it's business y'know?
Right. Maybe I just realized I have a dislike of random marketing pushes instead of a grand observation
I know of similar parties without looking that up, but I'm just saying using chocolate to distract from that is a poor strategy, Chief
@Vermillion-Rx Oh well that's the other thing to; brand washing. Arabic Dubai? Dangerous destination Dubai? Islamic Dubai? Dirty oil money Dubai? No silly, Dubai Chocolate! That's our brand association and they'll sink billions into it if it gets them the image they're going for.
Saudi Arabia did the same kind of thing through sports. Invest in teams around the world, buy positive results and then profit positive name recognition.
So yeah you're right to notice it isn't authentic, but it's business y'know?
@Vermillion-Rx anyone trying to type in the "Dubai chocko" into search engines before would either get Instagram models getting poo-n or nothing which would look like engine is covering up.
Now unless youll be more specific you might get the first 100pages of another sheikh favourite.
Is it that? Idk. Coverup strategy doesn't have include only one approach.
I had DC icecream in shape of balls, moochie style and loved it.
Pistachios are very expsnsive, what is found in a chocolate is probably some low quality falvouring blend.
@Vermillion-Rx My bad, I have a bad habit of misreading and veering off on the wrong note!
Honestly, it just tastes like chocolate and pistachio but the taste conflicts to the point it doesn't really taste like either
I could beat describe it as tasting "cool". It doesn't have the mellow/sweet chocolate taste, it's kind of bland from some weird flavor cancellation by mixing the two
If they didn't stick the exotic Dubai branding on it I don't think anyone would have bought it for the advertised flavor pairing
Ah, fair enough. Perhaps I was actually just being biased because it tasted like slop to me
