"A unicorn in a sea of jackasses" "Cry baby man stuff" "misogynistic lack of real masculinity" She really inspires you to believe that she will be understanding to her man.

Minimum 7 inches erect -"I am somewhat pre-stretched down there" Its funny how the nice tight ones are often not too deep either and often beg you to back off with the thrusting and you never get to put it all in. This one makes you wonder whether your frustration will be of another sort. How is she going to check the very precise 1.3" diameter? with verniers? Does she have a tiny diameter tape in her purse? Maybe she just has the experience to eyeball it. She did say she was experienced didn't she? Gosh that was a turn on pre stretched and experienced. Form a line boys.

But I think my favourite was "must be intelligent and understand the dynamics of Patriarchy, misogyny ... blah blah some lefty bollocks or other ... blah blah" They joke about military intelligence being an oxymoron but left wing intelligence and understanding. She wants the impossible.

If I did practise actual real magic, I would use it to be unbelievably rich, fuck lots of hot slaves that I kept eunuchs to tend to, while ruling a country, collecting priceless art and hunting big game in my spare time. I would also use it to eradicate feminism as a philanthropic gift to the world. But since neither I nor any other man has done this yet, you can be pretty sure you won't get the wizzard one. Because any man who actually had the power, even if he was a rabid communist, would still be using it to fuck hotter younger women than you.