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I know of similar parties without looking that up, but I'm just saying using chocolate to distract from that is a poor strategy, Chief
@Vermillion-Rx It was becoming "something" in the UK as I left, and when I got to Dubai there was loads of people trying to sell me their half melted mid as fuck chocolate stuffed with pistachio.
I think it just sounds posh, and Dubai desperately needs something other than a hot desert with hotels to sell people.
@Vermillion-Rx I don't think it's anything too sinister. Let's stay one outlet stocks Dubai chocolate and finds it sells well, word of mouth spreads and marketing pushes it as a premium up market product. Well, posers want it because it fits their image. Influencers get paid to push it and the "fake culture" adopts it to emulate the posers they aspire to. This will spread to new regions and more outlets, propagating the "image" of everyone who is somebody getting in on Dubai chocolate.
The fact you don't eat Dubai chocolate means you're not with it, and so you're a loser. If you want the best results on your socials, make sure to do the Dubai Chocolate shuffle so you can claim your UAE sponsorships too.
Honestly, it just tastes like chocolate and pistachio but the taste conflicts to the point it doesn't really taste like either
I could beat describe it as tasting "cool". It doesn't have the mellow/sweet chocolate taste, it's kind of bland from some weird flavor cancellation by mixing the two
If they didn't stick the exotic Dubai branding on it I don't think anyone would have bought it for the advertised flavor pairing
Ah, fair enough. Perhaps I was actually just being biased because it tasted like slop to me
@Vermillion-Rx Yeah its everywhere. I have yet to buy a bar -its so overpriced. Strangely, none of my friends have yet said "Oh you have to try this new chocolate". In fact no one has even mentioned it to me. Its clearly a trend with someone but its not aimed at the likes of me.
Is anyone else noticing the markets get spammed with "Dubai style chocolate"?
I'm seeing this meh flavored chocolate almost everywhere and it seems incredibly not organic.
The same thing happened a while back where all this dill pickle flavored stuff hit the shelves everywhere.
Where is the organic demand for these things? It's like they all coordinate this and then foist it upon the consumer as a psyop
@Vermillion-Rx the theory I’ve heard is that Dubai chocolate is a sting product by the UAE govt.
The conspiracy theory purpose of the chocolate is to divert internet attention away from Dubai porta potty parties. If you don’t know what these parties are, google them. Unhinged af
