I am smrt. Everyone else dumm. I make tribe just for me to have hire caliDURR diskushuns by myself. You can't join in becos you not smrt enuff. (Parody of https://www.trp.red/feed/tribe/17q)
Hurr hurr durr I maek tribe to screem into voyd about how I r so smrt.
*OOC - preserving this thread here and pinning to the top of the tribe to provide context for those who missed it:
[OOC - posting this screenshot in reply to myself in case anyone thinks I'm just making up what I was spoofing]
I dunno difruns buhtween "thesis statement" and "thesis as a dissurtayshun" but I r still smrtr than anywun els.
I never seen babby pidjuns, thurfor burds not reel.
All simulayshun.
I r smrt.
If u discus sumting, eshpeshully if you liek it, u r in cult.
If u evn discus an idea from buk, u wership that buk.
U r in cult.
Sumwun dusgrede wif me.
This can meen onli wun ting.
No such ting as realitee. Existenz is jus a simulayshun.
No one smrt but me. Evrywun else dum. Monarcky gud. All els bad. Kangs flawless and infalllubull. So gib dem all powr.
HOW DARE ANYWUN DISGREE!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Nun of u ppl are reel. U no exiss.
I unplg.
I hev meltdown. No one exitsts but me. Realty no real. I reject realty becoz ppl disgree with me and ppl cant possbly disgree with me becuz I r smrt and cant be wrong abt anytng. I am infallbull.
Therefore no one exitsts.
QAD.